Dark Side of the Man

"(unofficial subtitle: Tea & Drumpets)"

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 21:48:01 -0600

“(unofficial subtitle: Tea & Drumpets)”

- My brother and I have the exact same sense of humor and I laughed and laughed at this. The Dependent Clause » Book Review: Bill Bruford, The Autobiography

jakemohan: A heroic effort This is the...

Fri, 13 Nov 2009 14:27:19 -0600

jakemohan:

A heroic effort

This is the Daft-Punk-show-while-on-ecstasy of misspellings.

@tumblr

Thu, 12 Nov 2009 21:00:21 -0600

Hey friends! I’m tired of twitter. It’s too limited, and subverted by JOOSE! I’m going to switch back to Tumblr because it’s much less limiting! And did you know that my friend Dan Morgridge is oh-so-attractive! @ladies - look out for this guy, amirite?

Anyhoo, I’ve got a photoshoot to go to - CS needs me to capture the moment with DJ Spyzentra at the newest secret dance bar! Wooo!

See a lot more of you real soon!

Love,

Jose Mohano

Executioner

Sun, 25 Oct 2009 20:26:02 -0500

Executioner

"Jenna Catsos, 22, does not have a cellphone because she thinks the idea of always being reachable is..."

Thu, 22 Oct 2009 20:38:00 -0500

“Jenna Catsos, 22, does not have a cellphone because she thinks the idea of always being reachable is “scary” and prefers to keep in touch with handwritten letters.”

- AAAAAGGGHahahahahahahahahahaha. JENNA CATSOS WILL NEVER GET A JOB. Their Numbers Are Dropping - the Cellphone Refuseniks - NYTimes.com

Lawyer allegedly demanded sex services for job - Chicago Breaking News

Thu, 22 Oct 2009 19:07:49 -0500

Lawyer allegedly demanded sex services for job - Chicago Breaking News:

“We want a really good blow job. One worthy of your caliber.”

ME WANTEE FFFFOUND! | Monster-Munch

Thu, 22 Oct 2009 10:57:04 -0500

ME WANTEE

FFFFOUND! | Monster-Munch

via chicagoist.com

Thu, 15 Oct 2009 20:30:22 -0500

via chicagoist.com

"Monday, Sept. 14, 7:21 — harassment: county took 911 call from 14-year-old male being sexually..."

Thu, 15 Oct 2009 18:31:01 -0500

“Monday, Sept. 14, 7:21 — harassment: county took 911 call from 14-year-old male being sexually harassed by another male; talked with both parties, advised to keep their hands off each other and have their parents call if they want to pursue the issue further.”

- Grinnell Herald-Register police blotter

Postcards from Splitsville - Children Expressing Themselves...

Wed, 14 Oct 2009 16:19:30 -0500

Postcards from Splitsville - Children Expressing Themselves About Divorce

"Saudi Arabia is trying to enlist other oil-producing countries to support a provocative idea: if..."

Wed, 14 Oct 2009 13:30:19 -0500

“Saudi Arabia is trying to enlist other oil-producing countries to support a provocative idea: if wealthy countries reduce their oil consumption to combat global warming, they should pay compensation to oil producers.”

- Ummm. Saudis Seek Compensation if Oil Exports Fall - NYTimes.com

I am in awe of this video.

Sun, 11 Oct 2009 22:46:53 -0500

I am in awe of this video.

"There should be a required course for everyone during senior year of college called “Nobody..."

Sun, 11 Oct 2009 14:36:27 -0500

“There should be a required course for everyone during senior year of college called “Nobody Owes You Anything,” wherein your professor informs you that the economy is terrible, the job market sucks, and your degree is no longer an instant ticket to a dream job.”

- Meet The Barry Twins, New York City’s Newly Famous Job Seekers - Katie barry - Jezebel

xkcd - A Webcomic - Scary

Thu, 08 Oct 2009 23:15:13 -0500

xkcd - A Webcomic - Scary

How Hard Is It To Make A Piano Speak Like A Human? Very. (via...

Thu, 08 Oct 2009 23:11:37 -0500

How Hard Is It To Make A Piano Speak Like A Human? Very. (via Bad at Sports)

"They still confuse listeners with voters. And they are aided in this endeavor by their enablers...."

Fri, 02 Oct 2009 08:19:35 -0500

“They still confuse listeners with voters. And they are aided in this endeavor by their enablers. They are enabled by cynical Democrats, who love to claim that Rush Limbaugh controls the G.O.P. They are enabled by lazy pundits who find it easier to argue with showmen than with people whose opinions are based on knowledge. They are enabled by the slightly educated snobs who believe that Glenn Beck really is the voice of Middle America.”

- Op-Ed Columnist - The Wizard of Beck - NYTimes.com

The internet is so cruel

Wed, 30 Sep 2009 20:37:09 -0500

The internet is so cruel

Thu, 24 Sep 2009 15:19:49 -0500

In the same way I always thought George Bush would be a great...

Tue, 22 Sep 2009 19:27:39 -0500

In the same way I always thought George Bush would be a great gym teacher but not president, Glenn Beck seems to have been a great drivetime DJ. Sometimes ambition is harmful to the greater good. (via watchtimandwilly)

Bonnie “Prince” Billy “Smear Campaign”...

Tue, 22 Sep 2009 19:21:18 -0500

Bonnie “Prince” Billy “Smear Campaign” Commercial (via DragCity)