May 21, 2012
thedependentclause:

Joe’s golf squat (Taken with Instagram at Moose Mountain Adventure Golf)

thedependentclause:

Joe’s golf squat (Taken with Instagram at Moose Mountain Adventure Golf)

April 25, 2012
"That’s the kind of career I need, man. Right in the middle of the pack for eighty years. Never too good, never too bad. Y’know what I mean? Just skatin’. Skatin’, decade after decade, middle of the pack. Keep your head down. Next thing, people turn around, you’re eighty, and you’ve just been employed the whole time. You didn’t win any Oscars, just head down—average work—eighty years."

— Tom Scharpling on Betty White, Best Show on WFMU, 4/24/12

November 7, 2011

dancomono:

what world is this

Yeah, seriously.

(Source: youtube.com)

November 6, 2011
"Somehow, one of humankind’s most practical, utilitarian inventions has been gentrified into a boutique item symbolizing white, privileged culture. How did it get this way?"

— My piece about “invisible cyclists” was just published on Twin Cities Runoff. (via thedependentclause)

(via thedependentclause)

September 21, 2011
"But also, you can’t really show images of a post-Apocalyptic, jobless wasteland, and then also show a bright and sunny shot of yourself shaking hands with builders hard at work. Like, which is it? Are all the workers dead? Or are all the workers super happy to see everybody?"

Vote Rick Perry In 2012 Or DIE! | Videogum

August 31, 2011
thedependentclause:

The time for fucking about has ended.

thedependentclause:

The time for fucking about has ended.

August 3, 2011
"I almost wish that my house would burn down so I could just move into a gorgeous hotel suite with 360 panoramic views of the city with all my friends and not even give a shit! Hahaha. It’s called real life and it’s super normal."

Entourage S08E02: Turtle’s Outfits As Metaphor For The End Of Culture | Videogum

July 26, 2011
"This thing is buffering at a crawl tonight,” said Brandten, whose 19th-century namesake Nathaniel Lee Brandten once led his kin across barren wilderness in a tragic half-decade trek from Boston to the Pacific Northwest. “I’m not even watching it in full-screen mode. Why is it so slow?"

Last Male Heir To Bloodline Watches Movie Alone On Laptop | The Onion - America’s Finest News Source

July 14, 2011
oldtobegin:

me, last night.

oldtobegin:

me, last night.

(via dancomono)

July 2, 2011
"The first time it takes a dump in your bedroom, you’re going to be sorry,” he said."

70-pound tortoise lifted from Lincolnwood pet store - chicagotribune.com